This is what happens when your mother drinks Mad Dog 2020 when she's pregnant. All right, you got some hype. I grew up in a trailer too. That's my people. My mom drank so much Mad Dog with me, I came out with fleas. You're darn right I was a hyper baby, and I know you ladies are like 'You were hyper? Say it ain't so, Dale.' My dad couldn't even hol
You die and then you go up to get judged. God pops in the DVD of your life. I don't know about this right here. Mind explaining yourself? This might be the most arrogant thing I say all night, but I actually resent the fact that I'm gonna get judged someday. Like if that's true that somebody's gonna judge me, that doesn't even make any sense. It's
Can you imagine the first time that like a lawyer introduced the idea of like pleading insanity? Like, imagine you're going in court, clearly your client is guilty, and you're like, 'Your Honor... he's fucking nuts!'
Part 1. We've been together since high school. Did you guys lose your V cards together? Yeah. You never caught no other penis? Well... There you go! Bro, my dad's here. Chill. Your dad's here. You don't understand. This makes it way better for all of us. Daddy? F*** with him, not me. F*** with him, not you. Yes. Um... no. So this sh*t is open? We'v
I'm glad I'm married. I'm done. I'm done with people. I used to hook up with a lot of guys. And, you know, we're mean to women who hook up a lot. Sometimes we call them a slut. That's not very nice. Yeah. Yeah. Well, also, what if I was just trying to find the one and working at it the hardest? I wasn't a slut. I was dedicated to the process. I sle
Are you a cop? I don't know what I do. Oh yeah? Ohhh, yeah, you're a cop, alright! Did you just say I don't know what I do? Well you know why I pulled you over? Why don't you hang tight for me right there, alright? F*ck I've always wanted to do that to a cop. Hang tight for a sec for me, alright? You guys f*cking go back to your car and check Insta
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